Technique 3: The Art of Doing Nothing

In this technique, we take the art of delaying our responses to a whole new level. It's like a sport, but instead of running, we just sit on a couch and contemplate the meaning of life.

Here are some tips:

• Spend 5 minutes staring at the ceiling.
• Practice your "I'm thinking" face in the mirror.
• Count the number of dust particles on your keyboard.

For more techniques, see:

• Technique 1: The Art of Procrastination
• Technique 2: The Science of Doing Nothing

Or, if you're feeling particularly lazy, try:

• Technique 4: The Art of Napping