We're not really sure what we're doing here, but we're trying to make it up as we go along. If you're seeing this, congratulations! You're part of the select few who have managed to navigate our intentionally-broken website.
As a beta tester, you're an essential part of our process. Please let us know if you find any bugs or if the site looks "interesting" to you. Your feedback is crucial to our development process.
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Please report any of these issues, and we'll... try to do something about it. Maybe.
Go back to Alpha Testing if you're feeling nostalgic or want to try a different approach. Or, you know, you could just stick around and see what happens.