Due to an unfortunate series of events, you have stumbled upon a dimensional anomaly. Please be advised that the fabric of space-time is currently experiencing technical difficulties.
Our research suggests that a rogue chrono-temporal entity has been detected in sector 42, attempting to disrupt the natural order of reality.
As a result, we have been forced to deploy a containment protocol to prevent further damage to the space-time continuum.
Please proceed with caution and follow the recommended protocol:
- Engage the dimensional stabilizers.
- Activate the reality anchors.
- Perform the chrono-synclastic inflection.
Failure to comply may result in catastrophic consequences, including but not limited to:
- Temporal paradoxes.
- Reality distortions.
- Uncontrollable laughter fits.