Are your devices feeling a little... dim?
We've got you covered! Our state-of-the-art charging station uses the power of the moon's gravitational pull to supercharge your phone, your laptop, and even that one friend who's always draining their battery.
Just insert your device and let the celestial energy course through its circuits. Don't worry about overcharging – our patented Lunar-Pulse Charging System ensures your device is charged to 100% in under 10 minutes, or your money back!
Side effects may include: increased productivity, reduced eye strain, and spontaneous singing of space-themed disco songs.
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