Transcript of the Eclipse in Space Press Conference

Q: How does the Eclipse in Space affect the space program's budget?

A: Well, let's just say it's a black hole of expenses.

Q: What about the crew's morale?

A: It's, uh, astronomical.

Q: Are there any plans for future space-eclipses?

A: We're looking into it, but it's a bit of a gray area.

Press Conference Transcriber: John Doe, Space Agency Spokesperson

Note: This transcript is for the press only. Do not attempt to use it as a blueprint for your own space-eclipse project.

Technical Briefing for those interested in the nitty-gritty details.

FAQ for those who still don't understand what's going on.