Eclipse in Space FAQ

Q: Why did we build an eclipse in space?

A: Because we wanted to make a statement. And also because it's really, really cool.

Q: What is an eclipse in space, exactly?

A: It's a giant metal orb with a face that looks like a confused cat.

Or, if you will, an astronomical anomaly.

Q: Can I visit the Eclipse in Space?

A: Unfortunately, no. It's 300,000 kilometers above Earth. But you can send us a postcard.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try to build your own Eclipse in Space in your backyard. But be warned: it's really, really hard.

Visit Us for more information on how to build your own Eclipse in Space.

Q: Can I eat the Eclipse in Space?

A: Ha! Good luck with that. It's made of metal and has no taste buds.

But seriously, no. Don't try it.

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