Space Eclipse Co. is a cutting-edge company specializing in making celestial bodies collide in the most aesthetically pleasing ways possible.
Our team of expert astrologists (yes, that's a real thing)
We've managed to create a social media sensation out of our cosmic collisions.
Follow our YouTube channel for the most epic space battles.
Or visit our Twitch channel for live streams of our space battles.
And don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe to our Telegram channel for the latest updates.
Or, you know, just don't. We won't judge you.
Stay tuned for more updates from Space Eclipse Co.!
Check back later for our collision schedule for the latest updates!
Don't worry, we still love you! Our Instagram is still active, even though our Jupiter-Saturn collision was a total bust.
Thanks for visiting us! Don't get too close to any actual eclipses, though. We hear they're not that fun.