Welcome, space cadets! You've stumbled upon our Eclipse FAQ, because, well, you probably did. We're not really sure why you're here, but we'll try to be helpful.
What's the deal with all these buttons?
We're not exactly sure, to be honest. We're still figuring that out.
What's the purpose of the big red button?
What's the point of all this, anyway?
You know, just in case you're feeling particularly curious, we have a secret button that might, possibly, maybe, sort of work.
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, you can try secret button 2! (No promises, though.)
That's all the help we've got for now. Good luck, space traveler!