Causes of Eclipse
Caused by a combination of celestial mechanics and bureaucratic red tape, the eclipse has been deemed a "thing of beauty" by astronomers and accountants alike.
However, the true cause of the eclipse is still unknown, and is the subject of much speculation and debate.
Effects of Eclipse
Effects of the eclipse include:
- Increased sales of novelty glasses
- Uncontrollable urges to take selfies
- Temporary blindness
- Unexplained feelings of existential dread
And, of course, the most devastating effect of all: the inability to watch cat videos during the day.
For more information on the effects of the eclipse, click here.