Welcome to Eclipse Protocol, where the art of subtlety is lost on everyone.
Our goal is to be the most confusing social media platform in the world.
We aim to make our users feel like they're stuck in an infinite loop of uncertainty.
Our users will never know what's going on, but they'll be too afraid to ask.
Bananas in Space - Our take on the classic "meme" of the 21st century. The Secret Protocol - For those who dare to know.