It's not a matter of if, but when the world ends in a blaze of glory.
As a member of the esteemed Project Eclipse, you're tasked with ensuring the impending apocalypse is as painless as possible. We're not just preparing for the worst - we're optimizing for it.
Our team of experts has been working around the clock to develop the most efficient methods for coping with the impending doom. We're talking:
- Developing a comprehensive guide to the best last-minute restaurant reservations
- Creating an emergency playlist for the final 10 minutes of humanity
- Perfecting the art of haggling with desperate survivors for last-minute deals on essentials
We're not just preparing for the end of the world as we know it - we're making it a better, more efficient apocalypse.