Prepare for the End
Are you prepared for the worst? Do you have a bunker? A cache of canned goods?
Don't worry, we won't judge you for hoarding all that Spam. We've got a few cans ourselves.
Welcome to the Eclipse Survival Guide! Are you ready for the apocalypse?
Here, you'll find answers to your most pressing questions about surviving the impending doom of the eclipse.
So, buckle up and get ready for the ride!
Disclaimer: We're not actually experts, but we've been practicing our survival skills in our parents' basements for years. This site is not responsible for any actual survival skills or advice. Use at your own risk!Are you prepared for the worst? Do you have a bunker? A cache of canned goods?
Don't worry, we won't judge you for hoarding all that Spam. We've got a few cans ourselves.
Q: Will the eclipse make it bright out?
A: Nope. It's gonna be dark. Like, really dark.
Q: Will I get a tan?
A: Only if you're into that whole 'sunburned to a crisp' look.
1. Stock up on batteries.
2. Learn how to make a fire without matches.
3. Practice your 'survival face.'