It's that time of the year again: Eclipse Season! When the sun gets too close to the moon and the sky turns into a portal to another dimension.
Bug spray is more than just a mere insect repellent. It's a matter of national security. Without it, you're at the mercy of bloodthirsty mosquitoes, territorial squirrels, and the occasional stray cat that thinks it's still on the prowl.
Our bug spray is made with the finest imported Canadian mosquito-repellent oils, carefully blended with a hint of existential dread. It's the perfect combination for when you're stuck in the midst of a celestial alignment.
Don't be caught off guard! Stock up on our bug spray today and be prepared for:
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Don't forget to get our Bug-Belt, the perfect companion to your bug spray!
