Step 1: Prepare for the impending doom.
Grab a bottle of our special brand of moonshine, "Lunar-ade".
It's made from the finest moon rocks and has a 100% chance of making you question your life choices.
Also, don't forget to pack:
Earplugs: Because who needs to hear the apocalypse?
Our earplugs are handcrafted from the finest moon-wood and come in three flavors:
A map to the secret underground bunker:
Turn left at the giant, flaming, laser-shark.
Take a right at the abandoned, haunted, disco party.
Continue straight until you see the "WELCOME TO THE BUNKER" sign.