The Art of Prepping for an Avocado Eclipse

Phase 1: Stockpiling

It's time to stock up, folks! You never know when the world as we know it will come to an end in a blaze of solar fire.

Non-Perishable Food First Aid Kit

Phase 2: The Avocado Protocol

Don't get left in the dark! Learn how to make an avocado-based solar flare shield.

Avocado Shield Blueprint Avocado Shielding Techniques

Phase 3: The Eclipse Protocol

It's time to put your skills to the test! Practice your eclipse survival with our simulated eclipse simulator.

Eclipse Simulator Real Eclipse Experience