Fortify Your Walls for the Coming Eclipse

You've been warned. The eclipse is coming. Prepare for the impending doom.

Instructions:

• Cover your windows with tin foil
• Fill your bathtubs with moonshine
• Stock up on canned goods and/or cat food
• Learn to play the accordion
• Practice your "I'm a little tea pot" chant in case of emergency

Don't say we didn't warn you.

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