Fortify Your Walls for the Coming Eclipse
You've been warned. The eclipse is coming. Prepare for the impending doom.
Instructions:
- Cover your windows with tin foil
- Fill your bathtubs with moonshine
- Stock up on canned goods and/or cat food
- Learn to play the accordion
- Practice your "I'm a little tea pot" chant in case of emergency
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Emergency Rations |
Moonshine Recipes