Congratulations, you've made it to the survival prep guide for the impending eclipse of doom!
First and foremost, stock up on pancakes! You'll need the energy to withstand 3 hours of darkness.
Next, grab some solar-powered gadgets and toaster for emergency snacking.
Now that we've got the basics covered, let's talk about orienting yourself in the post-eclipse world, and what to do when the sun comes back on.
Stay stylish, stay safe, and remember: You are not a vampire, so don't even try.
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