Step 1: Find a Safe Place to Hide
When the eclipse hits, your average human will be blinded by its glory. Literally. Don't be that person. Find a safe place to hide, like a well-lit, air-conditioned basement or a bunker with a really comfy couch.
Why a basement? Because it's like the ultimate safe house! You'll be like, "Hey, I'm not even looking, I'm just a basement-dwelling hermit, don't bother me with your solar flares and gamma radiation."
Click here for Step 2: Shielding and Snacks.
Or, if you're feeling fancy, you can skip the middleman and go for Step 1.5: The Eclipse-Specific Survival Hack.