Surviving the Eclipse Technique 5: The Ultimate Guide

Are you ready for the apocalypse?

You should be. The world as we know it is about to end. Literally.

Here's what you need to do:

• Step 1: Stock up on snacks. Lots of them.
• Step 2: Find a bunker with a decent espresso machine.
• Step 3: Learn to grow your own food in a pot.
• Step 4: Practice your best "I'm a human" face for when the robots come.
• Step 5: Build a Rube Goldberg machine to distract the zombies.

And that's it. That's the secret to survival. Don't forget, no one will be coming for you.