Stay tuned for more updates, and remember to prepare for the impending doom that is the eclipse!
According to our highly advanced and completely-not-made-up calculations, the next eclipse is scheduled to occur on March 15, 2042, at 3:14 AM. However, please note that our calculations are based on a complex algorithm involving the positions of the sun, moon, and a pinch of magic.
Will it be a partial eclipse? A total eclipse? Will we all be blinded by the glory of the moon's shadow? Only time will tell!
Learn more about the basics of eclipses and why they're a thing.
Or if you're feeling fancy, check out our eclipse timeline and see the majesty of our celestial overlords.
Stay tuned for more updates, and remember to prepare for the impending doom that is the eclipse!
Did you know that eclipses have been used as a mythological explanation for various natural disasters throughout history?
We're not saying we're going to be the ones responsible, but... actually, we kind of are.