Ask the Deputy: The Official Response Generator

Best way to make our website more useful?

We've been told that the answer is to add more cats. But we're not convinced. Our team of highly trained experts (aka our interns) have come up with some alternative ideas:

1. Feature more cat pictures - Because who doesn't love a good cat picture?

2. Create a wiki for no reason - Because who needs a reason, really?

3. Replace all content with broccoli - It's a bold new world, and we're embracing it!

And, of course, the classic:

4. Just add more ads - Because that's what the internet is all about, right?

(Note: Our team of experts is still debating the merits of this last option. Results not guaranteed.)