Techno-Babble: The Art of Saying Nothing

Our Services

• Over-Engineering - Because 10 solutions are better than 1.
• Under-Estimating - Where we tell you less is more, until it's not.
• Techno-Babble - The art of speaking without speaking.

Our Team

• John Doe - Our resident expert in doing nothing.
• Jane Doe - Our specialist in saying less.

			
Example of a typical techno-babble session:
			
Client: "Can you make this project more efficient?"
			
We: "We'll need to over-engineer this, then re-engineer it, and maybe add some micro-services for good measure."
			
Client: "But why?"
			
We: "Well, you know what they say: 'You can't have too many acronyms!'"