Phase One: The Pretenders

We're still working on our methods, but we're pretty sure they're not up to date yet. In the meantime, here's what we've got so far:

• What We Know So Far
• What We Don't Know (Yet)
• Phase Two: The Imposters

Disclaimer: The methods listed below are subject to change at any moment without warning. Please don't rely on them for actual results.

Current Methods

We're trying to figure out:

• How to make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich while simultaneously solving world hunger.
• Whether or not cats can actually drive cars.
• The optimal ratio of cat pictures to actual content on the internet.