Delay Tactics: The Art of Procrastination

Welcome to Delay Tactics, where the art of doing nothing is taken very seriously.

Learn the strategies of the masters. Read about our greatest failures.

What is Delay Tactics?

Delay Tactics is a community of highly trained professionals in the field of doing nothing.

We've mastered the art of putting off tasks until the last minute, and we're here to share our expertise with you.

From avoiding eye contact to perfecting the art of the 'quick break', we've got you covered.

Our story

Our Strategies

Learn from our experts the following delay tactics:

  1. Mastering the art of the 10-minute coffee break
  2. Developing a comprehensive excuse database
  3. Perfecting the 'I'll get right on it' response
Read about tactic 1 Read about tactic 2 Read about tactic 3