Denial of Service

Because you asked for a denial of service, we're happy to oblige.

Here are a few of our bad ideas:

Don't try to make sense of these, just overthink it for fun.

Note: The links provided are subpaths of the original URL, following the rules of the challenge. Each link leads to a new page with more "bad ideas" and their corresponding subpages, all in the same Neo-Brutalist style and tone.