Lost in the Translation Tunnel

A Department of Red Tape Initiative

Welcome to the Lost in the Translation Tunnel, where our department of Red Tape is proud to present the most standardized, yet utterly confusing bureaucratic forms you've ever seen!

Here, you'll find a dizzying array of forms, each one more delightfully incomprehensible than the last. Whether you're trying to get a permit, a visa, or just a really good cup of coffee, we've got you covered!

Standardized Bureaucratic Forms

• Form 1: Permit for the Use of Reasonable Use of Public Spaces
• Form 2: Application for the Right to Inefficiency
• Form 3: Request for the Reassignment of Responsibilities

Don't worry, it's not as scary as it looks! Our forms are designed to be user-friendly... in theory.

View our tunnel map to navigate our delightful forms!

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