After months of investigation, we're pleased to present to you the report on the report on the report sub-sub-report.
This report contains the results of our report on the report, which was itself an update to our original report. It's a report about reports, if you will.
Key findings include:
A bureaucratic report about the report's bureaucratic nature.
A report on the report, fact-checked for reality.
Stay tuned for more reports about reports, and reports about reports about reports.