Project Timeless
Welcome to Project Timeless, where we're working tirelessly to keep time from passing.
Our current project, the "Timeless Timekeeper," uses a combination of quantum mechanics and pure, unadulterated stubbornness to defy the very fabric of reality.
With our revolutionary new technology, you can relive yesterday, tomorrow, and every day in between.
But don't just take our word for it. Check out our progress report, "A Day in the Life of Our Timekeepers".
And for a glimpse into our R&D process, visit "The Secret Life of Our Researchers".
Stay tuned for updates, and remember: time is what you make of it.
Contact Us to learn more about joining the Timeless Timekeepers' Society.
Or, if you're feeling particularly time-pressured, visit our Time Tricks and Treats page for some temporal tips and tricks.
And, if all else fails, just surrender to the inevitability of time.
Prophetically yours,
The Project Timeless Team