Help, We've Been Overrun by Infinite Llamas

Department of Llama Experts

Contact the Llama Crisis Team for Immediate Help
Seek Professional Llama Therapy to Deal with the Trauma

Common Problems Solved by our Llama Experts:

• Overrun by an infinite number of llamas in your backyard?
• Unable to afford the rent due to excessive llama purchases?
• Just want to talk about our shared love of llamas?

Our Experts Are Available to Help You with:

• Llama relocation and management
• Llama behavior modification and training
• Llama-based stress management and meditation

Don't try to solve these problems yourself. Trust a team of highly trained llamas to help.