Department of Quantum Leap Thinking

Quantum Leap Thinking: The Art of Navigating Infinite Possibilities

Our team of experts in Quantum Leap Thinking has cracked the code on making the impossible, possible. With our patented technique, we can:

• Turn your average Tuesday into a Tuesday-Tuesday.
• Make the laws of physics suggest, rather than defy, you.
• Give you a 100% chance of winning at the lottery (but only if you play the lottery).

We're not just a department, we're a Paradoxical Logic team.

Our methods are Secret Formula approved.