Today is a special day! The Ministry of Redundant Affairs has announced the launch of the "Slightly-Important Project". This initiative promises to revolutionize the field of unnecessary meetings by introducing a new system of interdepartmental briefings.
We are proud to be the first to report on this groundbreaking development, and we're sure it will be a game changer. Or, at the very least, a moderately interesting distraction.
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