**Confidential Briefing Document** **Summary:** The plot has thickened, and we're not just talking about the plot of our favorite TV show. No, we're talking about the actual plot, the one with the thick black lines and weird shapes. It's a doozy. **Key Points:** * The Departmental Lead is now a certified expert in all things plot-related * We've discovered a new species of plot twist, identified as "Plotnik" * The latest plot development involves a surprise visit from our arch-nemesis, the infamous "Plot Hole" **Action Items:** * Review the Plotnik manual and prepare for the upcoming Plotnik certification course * Meet with Dr. Plot to discuss the latest Plot Hole developments * Conduct a thorough analysis of the plot's structural integrity (i.e., don't touch anything) **Additional Resources:** * Plot Diagrams: A collection of expertly drawn plot diagrams, including but not limited to: