``` Departmental Regulatory Manual: Section 1, Appendix A to E

Section 1, Appendices A to E

Appendix A: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler

In a shocking turn of events, the stapler in the break room has gone missing. We're talking full-on vanished. It's as if it was never here at all. Read on to discover the shocking truth about the stapler in the break room!

Appendix B: The Great Debate: Paperclip or Stapler?

In a battle for dominance, paperclips are vying for supremacy. Will the paperclip's sleek design and flexibility reign supreme, or will the stapler's brute force and sheer power prove too much to handle? Join the debate and decide for yourself!

Appendix C: Unconventional Uses for the Stapler

Who knew the stapler could be used as a makeshift paperweight, a doorstop, or even a plant marker? The possibilities are endless! Read on for more unconventional uses!

Appendix D: The Stapler's Secret LifeAppendix E: Unresolved Mysteries of the Stapler's Disappearance

And so the mystery remains unsolved. The stapler's whereabouts are still unknown, leaving only speculation and theories. Join the discussion and share your theories!

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