Appendix C-1: The Departmental Regulatory Manual

Section 2, Subsection 1: Mandatory Fun and Games

Warning: The following content is required for your own safety and sanity.

For the sake of the department, please do not remove the following items from your desk:

• 1. A fully stocked vending machine filled with energy drinks and stale crackers.
• 2. A 2-hour timer for your coffee breaks.
• 3. A copy of the company's 500-page employee handbook.

Hyperlinks: Appendix C-2: The Secret Handbook for Management

Hyperlinks: Appendix C-3: The Union Contract Negotiation Guide