A comprehensive guide to not dying.
Warning: this appendix is not responsible for any actual survival.
Appendix E: Quantum Physics for People Who Are Trying to Not Die
Appendix F: Advanced Tortoise Shielding Techniques
Or, you know, you could just wing it. We hear it's fun.
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