Lost in the Red Tape

Welcome to the Department of Bureaucratic Red Tape, where the only thing more endless than the paperwork is the confusion.

We've been stuck in this loop of forms, reports, and meetings for what feels like an eternity.

Our employees are experts in the art of doing absolutely nothing productive.

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If you're lost, don't worry, you're not alone. Click here to read more about our department's many lost souls.