Bureaucratic Affairs Department

Our department is responsible for the efficient distribution of red tape. We take pride in our work, but not too much pride. Our goal is to make your experience as frustrating as possible while still getting the job done.

Our people:

John Doe - Bureaucratic Affairs Manager. He's the one who makes sure everyone is late and underqualified.
Jane Smith - Red Tape Specialist. She's the one who actually knows what she's doing, but doesn't want to tell you.
Bob Johnson - Bureaucratic Liaison. He's the one who makes sure everyone's paperwork is filled out in triplicate.

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