Meet Tim, Our Team

We're not really sure what Tim does here, but he's definitely here. He's been here since 1987 and has been pushing paper since 1994. Tim is our resident expert in... um, paperwork. Yes, that's it.

Tim's Bio

• Joined Department of Irrelevance in 1987
• Graduated from University of Red Tape in 1983 (with a degree in Paperpushing)
• Has written 427 reports on the importance of reports

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