We are the Department of Slightly Better Ideas. Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to come up with ideas that are only a smidgen above the status quo.
We are not responsible for actually implementing these ideas, nor do we guarantee that they will be good ideas, but we'll try not to make you feel too terrible about it.
Our team of expertly trained, yet still somewhat mediocre, employees will work tirelessly to produce ideas that are just a hair above average.
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