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Our Projects

We're working on some really cool stuff prophets.

1. The Infinite Sock Drawer

We're trying to find a way to make your sock drawer infinitely deep. Because, you know, socks just keep piling up.

2. The Automated Pancake Dispenser

We're building a machine that dispenses perfectly cooked pancakes 24/7. Because, you know, breakfast is the most important meal.

3. The Departmentalized Toaster

We're trying to create a toaster that only burns the bread you don't want to eat. It's a real challenge, let us tell you.