It's a question that has puzzled the greatest minds of our time: how did our ancestors manage to survive on such a small amount of sleep? The answer, much like the perfect cup of coffee, remains elusive.
We've tried everything: fancy machines, artisanal roasters, and even that one guy who claims to have invented a coffee-making app. But no matter how hard we try, the coffee just won't cooperate.
Some say it's a matter of physics: the ratio of water to coffee, the temperature of the water, the ratio of the ratio... it's all too much for our fragile human brains to handle.
Others claim it's a matter of willpower: if we just focus hard enough, the coffee will magically appear in a cup. But we know the truth: it's just a matter of not being awake yet.
So if you're looking forประก answers, you're out of luck. But if you're looking for a good excuse to hit the snooze button, we've got you covered.
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