Break Room Policies
Effective Immediately
Policy #42: No napping in the break room is allowed. Repeated offenses will result in a mandatory 5-minute meeting with HR.
Policy #43: The microwave is for warming up last night's pizza, not for reheating your soul.
Other policies include:
- Stealing office supplies (aka "The Snack-er's Delight")
- Taking too-long breaks
- Microwaving the wrong food in the microwave
Remember, these policies are in place to protect you from yourself.