Department of the Absurd: Section of Irrelevant Statistics

A department where we make up data to justify our existence

Did you know that 47.5% of all statistics are completely made up? We're the proof! Our experts have spent years studying the art of fabrication. Our research shows that:

• 73.2% of all cats are secretly experts in quantum physics.
• The average human has 4.2 invisible friends, all of whom are named Dave.
• Our research suggests that 42.1% of all socks are missing in the wash.