Welcome to HR, Because You Clearly Need Someone to Tell You What to Do

We're the department of Overly-Compensated Administrators of Unnecessary Tasks, here to guide you through the labyrinthine corridors of bureaucratic red tape and pointless paperwork.

We have a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals ready to help you with any question, no matter how trivial or utterly irrelevant it may be.

Our mission is to make your life easier, one unnecessary meeting, pointless report, and soul-sucking task at a time.

Explore our departments:

• Burrow Deep into the Bureaucracy
• Bureaucratic Acrobatics: The Art of Navigating the Red Tape
• Committee of the Month Club: Because Who Needs Results?