We are the department where your problems are not solved, but rather, we will make them slightly worse.
We have a variety of services that are guaranteed to drive you up the wall.
Some of our services include:
We will make your computer do the opposite of what you want it to do.
We're like that one aunt, but with more beeping.
We will charge you for the air you breathe.
Our bills are as thick as our walls.
We'll make you search for hours, only to find it's just a typo.
We're like the Bermuda Triangle, but with more paperwork.
Our services are not for the faint of heart.
Or for those who enjoy peace and quiet.