Welcome, Deputy-in-Training, to the most feared and revered department in the land: the Department of Unrelenting Doom and Gloom!
We're not just a group of bureaucrats; we're a force to be reckoned with. Our mission is to bring about an era of unrelenting doom and gloom, one form-fitting form submission at a time.
As a deputy of the department, you're expected to wield the Ominous Influence, a powerful tool that can turn even the most stalwart citizen into a quivering mass of anxiety and despair.
Learn how to harness the Ominous Influence and bring about a new era of dread and foreboding: