Zero-Day Zapper 3000: Malware for the Modern Era
Welcome to the Zero-Day Zapper 3000, where we serve up the hottest, most elusive malware this side of the equator. Our expert team of cyber-consultants has crafted the most advanced, yet ridiculously obvious, malware known to humanity.
Malware Features
Don't be caught with your pants down, upgrade to the latest in malware technology. Our features include:
- Unpatchable vulnerabilities - Our team has found a way to make even the most skilled devs look like they're coding blind.
- Self-replication - Because who needs updates, really?
- Unrecoverable data - We've taken the art of data destruction to a whole new level.
- Uninstall-able - Because our users love a good challenge.
Patches
Don't worry, we know you'll try to patch it up. Our patching team is on it.
But let's be real, who needs patches when you have the Zero-Day Zapper 3000?
Our Patches
Check out our patch notes for the latest updates, or browse our known issues list for a good laugh.