The Resistance has been discovered by the authorities. Our secret hideouts have been raided, our encrypted messages have been cracked, and our best agents are on the lam.
But don't worry, we still have one last trick up our sleeve. Our top agent, "Zorro", has been secretly building a doomsday device. It's a... wait for it... Operation: Burrito
Click the link for details. Or, you know, if you're feeling particularly brave, you could try to defect to the other side. We won't judge you.
But let's be real, you're not going anywhere. You're stuck here with us, fighting for what's left of our freedom.
Read our story to understand the full extent of our... let's call it "creative problem-solving skills"