Decisions, Decisions: The Unofficial Guide to Being an Overworked Deputy

Current Agenda:

Today's Schedule:

• 9:00 AM - Coffee-fueled meetings with self
• 10:00 AM - Begrudgingly attend to actual work
• 12:00 PM - Lunch break, where I pretend to eat a sandwich while staring blankly into space

Important Decisions:

Do I wear the "I'm the boss" hat today? Or do I go for the trusty "I'm not the boss, but I'll pretend to be" hat?

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