Difficult Choices

As a deputy, I have to make tough decisions.

Do I:

• Choose between being popular and doing the right thing?
• Take a pay cut
• Lie to the public

Note: Please don't tell my boss I'm having an existential crisis.

P.S. Don't tell anyone, but I'm secretly a cat.

P.P.S. If you need me, I'll be at the supply closet.